Day 10: More Louisiana

A rainy and miserable day so I did what I could with the camera. At least we missed the tornados (I understand they were here last week). Lots of really economically depressed areas here in northern LA. I’m usually comfortable hopping out of the van anywhere to take pictures but there have been a couple places that gave me pause. My shiny white van makes me look like I might have money I suppose but my grunge-wear is hopefully a give-away that I ain’t got nuthin. I usually have big muddy footprints on me from playing with the dogs. And I usually wear my oldest jeans and t-shirts on this trips.

I’ve started the backtrack towards home though I’m taking a different route. Another whole week to go. I’m pretty wiped out from the intensity of this schedule and try to imagine what next year’s two six-week trips will feel like. That’s gonna be some gas bill on the credit card. On average, I go through a tank and a half per day, at about $50 per tank, that’s… I’m afraid to do the math.

On with the photos!

The day started with copying Milks’ Roto-Sphere index cards. Note each card contains the date shipped, the company they went to, and some “specs” information. I’ll sort all of these by location when I get home. Right now, they are sorted by sign shop name.

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Lots of sign photos for ya. You can’t drive around Bossier City without wondering which signs Milks created or inspired. Here’s an example of what must’ve been a fun animated neon piece (the plastic box sign surely was added later):

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This one is also from Bossier City. It’s on top of a new made-to-look-kinda-old Mexican restaurant (Posado’s, a chain). I believe this “sign topper” is old and repurposed – probably found in a junkyard or taken from a building about to be demolished. I have seen a number of these cylindrical things with neon rings around town and asked Milks if they had a name (he doesn’t think they did).

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Here’s another example from Bossier City on top of a recycled-many-times-over-looking sign:

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And another one on a rusty/crusty sign in Shreveport that has vertical stripes:

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Speaking of stripes, here’s another oldie (the “Pin Stripe”) with a funky building in Shreveport:

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Here’s an abandoned sign from Shreveport. Its shape qualifies it as “googie”. There! I used the word that makes my skin crawl but in this case its accurate. the word “googie” is used way too loosely for just about anything. I also cringe at the word “retro” which is used to mean old when it really means fake old. They are both fun words and I think people just want to use them. Can we just be simple or stuffy and say “vintage”, “old”, or “mid-century”? Enough with my pet peeve!

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And for some non-signs… Shreveport has some nice Art Deco buildings although they are not in great shape. Here’s the Salvation Army building:

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and an anonymous gutted building across the street:

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Also from Shreveport, this must’ve been a gas station at one point. Great hand painted signage for “Era’s Turkey Leg”:

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And now for some possibly big news: I may have acquired a new dog. While I was in Logansport, LA, I spotted this obviously lost and bewildered dog on the main street (which isn’t much since Logansport is not a big town). I saw her almost get hit twice. Luckily, she was friendly and came right up to me. I asked around and no one seemed to recognize her. It was pouring rain and she was drenched and shivering. So. I popped her in the van, much to the objections of my dogs, and pondered what to do. I could turn her into a shelter or I could keep driving. Knowing what most rural shelters are like (concrete floors and usually full with long-term residents), I decided to bring her along on our journey. She seemed sweet with dogs and people and, worst case, I have a friend upstate with a shelter that is always looking for small dogs with good temperaments. But I just might end up keeping her. She’s obviously an Australian Cattle Dog — the stocky, short-legged type with a docked tail. She reminds me of a little bear cub. She’s super kissy and just lays there in the back of the van. When they other dogs bark at people and motorcycles, she just lays watches (course that could change). I can’t quite place her age — something I’m usually very good at. She seems puppy-like with her big paws and general dumbness. But she has some muscle and sense about her. Must be young at least and maybe still growing some. She’s already clinging to me with adoration after less than 12 hours. My troops seem to be adjusting quickly since she’s so mellow. I’m calling her U-Turn for now (“you-you” and “u-ie” for short).

Day 9: MS & LA

A busy day but not a lot of photos for you here. I went straight from dock diving near Jackson, MS to meeting Mr. Milks in Bossier City, LA. I pretty much yanked Warren and Dorothy Milks from their house to get some photos in the daylight with Warren and a Roto-Sphere in Shreveport (just a couple exits away).

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Warren Milks, in case you don’t know, invented these spinning neon signs. I have information and examples from around the country at my webpage:
http://www.agilitynut.com/sca/roto.html

Dorothy made us a little supper while Warren showed me a CD he had made from his old movie reels. It shows many of his signs including the Turn-Star, Roto-Ring, Roto-Sphere, the famous bowling pin Roto-Sphere, as well as a number of other big, impressive signs he created. Bossier City was a little Las Vegas during the 1950s/1960s and Warren made a lot of signs for the “honky tonks”. I will get this CD up to YouTube when I get home so y’all can have a look.

I have one other sign for you from Jackson, MS that won’t make the cut for my website but deserves a momentary pause here:

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Today (I’m writing this blog the morning after), I’ll be back on the road. I’ve got some stuff on my list for Shreveport & then it’s down to Alexandria and other Louisiana things. There will be a bigger “misc.” package here tonight.

Day 7 & 8: TN, GA, AL, MS

I took a couple days off from blogging to sleep, socialize and dock dive. Friday, I met up with Shani in Rome, GA which was great fun. I had only knew her through her photos at Flickr. Just a few hours later, I met Tim Hollis, the author and modern culture historian, near Birmingham, AL. He gave me a tour of his massive collection of pop culture stuff which fills two houses. So this did cut into my picture-taking time but it was good to recharge and meet some folks with similar interests. Yesterday and today, the camera and van will get more rest while Sputnik jumps in a pool (dock diving) here in Pearl, MS. Then we’ll be “back at it” this afternoon — heading to LA for dinner with the Milks.

Here are some photos taken between all these events.

This neighborhood in Chattanooga, TN has these sweet street sign toppers:

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In downtown Chattanooga, this is part of the Creative Discovery Museum:

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Mosaics from the Riverwalk in Chattanooga:

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A crusty old supermarket shopping center sign. I bet this one won’t be around too much longer:

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I’ve seen these real estate billboards all across the South with people’s faces on them (much like politican ads). This is the first time I’ve seen a car wrapped this way (from Rome, GA).

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I love it when companies take their sign-making so literally. This real dryer (and sign) are from Fort Payne, AL:

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A couple building shots from the Golden Moon Casino in Choctaw, MS. It was designed by Architectonica and opened in 2002:

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Cruising on I-20 at 80mph with this hay bale truck in front of me — made me a little nervous:

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A big Halloween “hi” from this hay bale creation just south of Dectaur, MS:

Day 6: North Carolina & Tennessee

I was too wiped out to blog last night so I’ll catch up this morning. I’ve taken a good look at the stack o’maps and the list since it’s time to prioritize. Only one more day to play since I’ve got to be in Jackson, MS Saturday morning (dock diving with ‘Nik this weekend). At the moment, I’m near Chattanooga so that leaves a lot of miles & sights to bang out today. I don’t mind being stationary for a couple days in MS though as we all need to recharge & take some long naps.

On with the photos — just a few for today.

A sweet metal teepee at the Arrowhead Motel in Whittier, NC:

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Northwest of Hendersonville (Edneyville) is a faux Wild West sort of place known as Bub Huder’s Ranch. There are some roadside giants which will be appearing at my website and Flickr (a classic Muffler Man, an Indian Muffler Man, a Chip’s Hamburger character statue, a couple steakhouse steers), old signs and whatnot.


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Also at the Ranch were, of course, lots of cattle. These guys were all very wary of me.

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The Smoky Mountains area has no shortage of hillbilly and Indian imagery. This big gas station/convenience store chain uses this comic/offensive image:

Day 5: Tennessee & North Carolina

I am really rolling now — hitting cities & small towns all over the map, checking things off the list — but still, I’m about a day and a half behind. Going to have to nix a whole lot of my GA & AL plans. Tomorrow night, I’ll figure it all out. Right now, it’s nearly 1am and I just finished getting stuff up a Flickr. So without further ado…

Before leaving Bristol VA/TN, I took a few more photos — here are a couple of a Spirit of Progress-looking building (see below). I guess they removed the central figure at the top of the building when they installed the sign.

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How about some more architecture? A nice Art Deco specimen from Elizabethton, TN:

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from Kingsport, TN, a former Montgomery Ward “Spirit of Progress” building:

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an unidentified motel on the outskirts of Asheville:

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a building detail in downtown Asheville:

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While in Kingsport, TN, I just happened to be driving by as they were re-installing this theatre marquee:

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For the parking lot lights Flickr group which maybe I’ll have time to start when I get home… These seemed to be used solely at gas stations. I believe they have a specific name but I just can’t remember it now:

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OK — now for a little focus piece. I went to see Memory Lane today: Otis Eldridge’s private collection which contains representatives of all the roadside classics. This mini village has a simulated diner, a mini drive-in, a few neon signs, a simulated theatre, a Lustron house, a restored gas station, etc. I put photos of the Roto-Sphere and the Texaco up at Flickr but here are some other shots:

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No tickets or drainage ditches today. But just before getting onto I-40 for a long haul to Asheville, a warning light came on: “Service Engine Soon”. WHAT? I had never seen that before and I’m religious about my 3,000 mile oil changes and all around maintenance. I felt the blood drain immediately from my body when I saw that light come on. Naturally, I thought about the ditch yesterday and was preparing myself for purchasing a new engine, getting a rental van, etc. Luckily, I spotted a Chevy dealership just down the road. One of the guys hooked up the handheld computer and pinpointed the problem as “emissions related”. Again, I figured it was probably my exhaust system that I must’ve ruined yesterday. But no, the guy assured me that it was probably just “bad gas” and he reset the computer. He explained something about ethanol and summer gas vs. winter gas but I was too stressed out to listen/understand him. I’ve driven another several hundred miles, running fine and no more warning lights. So I guess all is well. I’m just a little paranoid right now.

Day 4: Last Day in VA

I’m at least a day behind schedule at this point. Traffic here and there, underestimations about mileage from point A to point B, and one other “complication” that I’ll get to in a minute. Tomorrow, finally, across the VA state line where I can resume my leadfoot ways. On with the photos!

Started the day off in Roanoke. A big new building going up downtown. I thought it looked very Frank Gehry (more so from the back, not shown here). Sure enough, a student of his, Randall Stout, is responsible for the design. More about the building here:
http://www.artmuseumroanoke.org/index.php?do=the_future:fact_sheet


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Also in Roanoke, I paid a visit to the Mini Graceland. It looks tidied up from when I saw it several years ago. More about the place here:
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/VAROAelvis.html

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I had VW Bugs and vans for years and still have a soft spot for them. This nicely restored Transporter called to me.


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A couple signs for you. A painted wall sign (actually several layered on top of each other) in Radford, VA. At least I think it’s old and not painted to look that way.


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This rusting-away sign stands next to an apparently closed restaurant.


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And now, for today’s big event. I was already running behind but I was resigned to that and not rushing or anything. I was at the Moonlite Drive-in just backing up to make a turn to go up a hill. Maybe doing 3mph and looking in all three mirrors. When all of a sudden the ground opened up and nearly swallowed us. I swear that hole came out of nowhere! It was so deep, I had to get out the passenger door. A drainage ditch with about a three foot sloping drop, not visible from my position, had been directly behind me. The van was pitched precariously onto the driver’s side rear. I wanted to get a photo but the camera was inside and I was afraid of making things worse by climbing back in. The dogs were obviously freaked about the situation — well, two of them anyway. Our gradual plunge was enough to spring open one of Nik’s toy chests and he was busy inside with a very noisy squeaky toy through the whole ordeal. I was so stressed and he was so happy.

Things didn’t look good for the axle, the exhaust system and god-knows-what else. The whole left side of the van was about four inches away from a concrete wall. So I called AAA and chatted with a trooper who’d pulled over to investigate. The trooper was giving me hotel information because “you ain’t driving away from this one” and he was saying something about a crankshaft. It was humiliating to give him fodder about female drivers (and dumb Yankees).

About an hour later, a guy from “Exit 7 Towing in Bristol” arrived. I had to climb in and keep the wheels straight while he skillfully eased Sparkle back up onto level ground. I held my breath and agonized over a couple creaks as the towing cable moved a bit during the slow-motion pull. The van went perfectly straight (sparing any body damage against the conrete) and came up just as slowly and easily as it went in. The driver and I crawled around on our bellies a bit to inspect the undersides and other than a small dent to the muffler, it all looked and sounded good. I’ve been driving for a couple hours since without any problem. Damn, these Chevys are built tough! I do have one souvenir dent to the back bumper from a stump in the hole. Maybe I’ll just leave it as an annoying reminder to be more careful when backing up.

Day 3: Even More VA

Lots of miles between destinations today. Got stopped by a trooper for speeding: 70 in a 55 on a four-lane, straight-as-an-arrow highway. Traffic was light, conditions perfect. I thought traveling behind someone else going the same speed was a good tactic but no. I don’t even know how much the ticket is. I have to call to find out — how silly is that! So now I’m crawling around at 55 which feels like walking. Out of all my traveling, I always get nailed in Virginia. I usually get one ticket per year here as a souvenir.

On to the pictures (my goal is to turn off the computer by 11 pm).

Here’s a beautiful ruin from Axton:

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Here’s a puzzling sign from Alta Vista. It was located on a garage-like building behind a gas station. I don’t know if they were referring to employees or just people in general.

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My first attempt at close-up photography. I must say, I don’t have the patience for it. Does anyone know what kind of butterfly this is? I haven’t seen one like it before.

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And lastly, I present “Foamhenge”: a fun place in Natural Bridge. Not a soul around as the sun was going down. The dogs and I had the place to ourselves. More about it here:
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/VANATfoamhenge.html

Day 2: More VA

Hi there ya’ll from a new friend I made in Richmond, VA. Naturally, he lives at a muffler shop.

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Lots and lots of picture-taking today but I didn’t get as far as I wanted to. I’m about a half day behind schedule already. One more day alloted for VA stuff & I’ve got the whole western half to go. Since it’s already 11:30pm, let’s get to the photos.

Here are some more goodies from Richmond — an Egyptian Revival temple (the Egyptian Building, now a VCU medical building). The early morning sun was not helping me here:

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a fun plastic sign:

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OK, so is it me (vegetarian & all) — or does this make you a little queasy? I don’t know if the “special” is just unappealing by itself or if it’s the juxtposition next to snowcone, the plastic jugs of syrup, and the wadded up paper towels or whatever it is.

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Passenger seat as perch. You never know when squirrels might run by when you’re in residential neighborhoods:

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A magnificent sculpture on the side of the Police Building:

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I’m thinking of starting a light fixture Flickr group — anybody care to join me?

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I got an email from someone awhile back telling me that I needed to be on the lookout for these Dodge car signs with the stars on top. So for whoever you are, I hope you find this one. It’s at the Lawrence Dodge in Richmond.

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I came across this at the abandoned Prince George Motel (in Prince George, VA, of course). Who knew that prickly pears grew in Virginia? Do they just need sandy soil then to be happy?

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This is no ordinary shadow. No, it’s from the Muffler Man at Auto King Muffler in Newport News.

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And lastly, I’ll leave you to contemplate Isabel the Sea Serpent — made entirely from driftwood. She’s way out there in Sandbridge (south of Virginia Beach) where the dogs got one last run on the beach for the year (that’s what you said two weeks ago, mom).

Day 1: DE, MD, DC, VA

This southern trip started off with a nice mix of planned destinations and surprises — and the weather was absolutely perfect. The “kids” got lots of time to romp in the marshes and Fixie found a dead possum to roll on. Great.

The only negative thing was that I discovered that the credit card that I usually use for roadtrips (gas rebates!) was blocked. Someone had stolen the number and gone on a shopping spree at a Wal-Mart in Georgia. I have no idea how this person got my number but the credit card company canceled the charges and my card. Luckily, I have a another credit card with me. My darling “Sparkle” is a bit of a gas-guzzler but she’s so worth it.

Let’s move on to the photos, shall we?

The former National Bohemian Brewery in Baltimore has been nicely restored/reused for various businesses. Each of the buildings has been renamed something lager-like and has these sweet bottle cap signs.

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I have always loved these sixties-looking lights. They might even be used-car-lot-specific since that’s where I’ve always seen them. They look a lot like giant blueberries. This example is from Brooklyn Park, MD. I wonder if they are still lit at night?

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There are statues on nearly every block in downtown DC but this one caught my eye. This guy with the unusual pose (agonizing over a book) is installed in front of the Croatian Embassy. Here are some more views of St. Jerome the Priest who is credited with being the first person to translate the Bible from Hebrew into Latin.
http://www.dcmemorials.com/index_indiv0001560.htm

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OK, here’s my artsy photo for the day. There are so many great mid-century buildings in the DC area. If you’re into poured concrete, it’s worth battling it out with all the other tourists that are there to see the Jefferson Memorial, White House & all that. This office building is in Arlington, VA. I love the criss-crossing lines of the stairways and overhead walkway against the building. And, yes, that wonderfully sturdy concrete post.

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This country market in Lyells, VA is probably as old as the earth. I can imagine hitching posts for the horses where the former gas pump island is. The woman coming out the front door said they are going to be “re-doing” it soon. Too bad — it’s so nice just the way it is.

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More Virginia stuff for the next couple days before heading gradually onward to Louisiana.

July Trip Addendum

The good new: the corrupted camera memory cards were 99% restored. So I have a few more blog photos to share that were taken back on that fourth day of the trip that were nearly lost.

Remembering back, yes, it was very hot and the van’s A/C was on the fritz. Here are some shots of Fixie and I modeling the latest summer fashions (wet towels):

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The deer at Deer Forest in Coloma, MI wouldn’t budge from the shade:

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Although the goats couldn’t help themselves with their obsessive-compulsive need to climb:

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One more self-portrait, sans towel. I’ve always hated having my picture taken but now that I’m turning 50, I’m starting not to care. This was taken at Deer Forest in the wonderfully original 1950s cabin-like women’s bathroom. Love the mirror detail.

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A few old plastic signs caught my eye in Michigan. I’m not usually into the running chickens and pigs being a vegetarian and all but these are pretty cute.

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Is this the human equivalent of a dog rolling in something stinky?

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And lastly, a nature shot. I’d never seen blueberry bushes before. Taken somewhere near Hickory Corners, MI:

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More photos & blogging in October when the dogs & I head South.